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Hearing voices on Jethro’s role in primate evolution

By Dan Bodine

You into social origin? Study of primate evolution and such? No, no, reader! I’m not talking about Moses’ father-in-law!

Accepting the fact, first, biblical creationism’s been ruled out as the origin of Life by most everybody but Texas Republicans, top scientists are fully convinced now humans are dead ringers as chimpanzees’ chumps — descendants of the first classy progenitors of higher intelligence and social orderliness in the animal kingdom.

Hee, hee. We’re polished up those cute little monkey shines over the years (as evolving, refining ladies and gentlemen) such that now we’re damn near perfect. But for a little character glitch we’ve yet to work out. Continue reading